Index

  • Miscellaneous short stuff

  • Lists, top 10, 30 things, etc...

  • Language fun (mostly English)

  • Fairy Tales and War Stories (longer pieces)

  • Computers, Programming, and Tech Support

  • Parodies, Takeoffs, etc.

  • Poetry

  • Puzzles

  • Questionaires (Random Factoids)

  • Quizzes

  • Quotes

  • Christmas Fun

  • Pictures paint a thousand words

  • Movies
  • Cuute stuff

    Miscellaneous

  • 10,000 Penguins
  • Airforce Test Tales
  • Cat Bathing
  • Dumb Questions
  • Electric Pickle
  • The Great Strawberry Pop-Tart Fire
  • Instructions to Pipe Manufacturers
  • Stress Relief
  • The Hamster Dance it's even better with the chorus line and music :-)

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    Lists

    The top 10 things, ... 50 Ways to..., and more.

  • 30 Signs that Technology
    has Taken Over Your Life
  • Fulldeckisms
  • Lists and aphorisms
  • A Cat's Top Ten
  • One-liners and .signatures
  • Why ask Why?
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    Language Fun (Anguish Languish)

    proving that English may not be easy, but it's a lot of fun to play with.

  • Anguish Languish by Howard Chace.
  • Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
    words and audio at The Exploratorium
  • Cezanne Screen Dings
  • English is Tough
  • Humor...it's like an analogy
  • How To Write Right
  • Owed to A Spelling Checker
  • 'Twas the Night...
  • Sonnet XVIII
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    Fairy Tales and War Stories

    Do you know the difference between a Fairy Tale and a War Story?
    A Fairy Tale begins "Once Upon a Time..."; a War Story beings "No S**t, There I Was...". :-)

  • But I have never been to College...
  • Essay on Bozeman
  • Gravity is an Earth phenomenon
  • The Lump
  • rm -rf What?
  • Satan in Texas (L. Branagan)
  • Colors 101
  • There's No Such Color as Ecru
  • The 2-dollar bill
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    Computers, Programming, and Tech Support

    Are you a nerd? Do tales of tech support nightmares make you laugh? Is that because you recognize them?

  • 30 Signs that Technology has Taken Over Your Life
  • Calling 1-800-SOS-APPLE
  • Hello, Customer Support
  • MPW Error Messages
  • Famous (Misguided) Statements
  • Light Bulb Jokes
  • M.I.T. Nerd Quotient test
  • rm -rf What?
  • Sys Admin voicemail from hell
  • Real Tech Support calls
  • Coax
  • Stages of Product Development
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    Parodies, Takeoffs, etc.

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

  • Alice's Usenet Flame
  • Dec Wars (A Classic :-)
  • Quoth the Raven...
  • ...Nevermore
  • The Raving (Another raven...)
  • To Quote or Not To Quote (that is the question)
  • Ode to Seuss
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    Poetry

  • Cat Haiku
  • Computer Haiku
  • Dragon Song
  • Another world...
  • The Old Troll
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    Puzzles

    Some more difficult than others

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    Quizzes

    Silly or Serious?

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    Quotes

  • Favorite quotes

  • Goals
  • Success
  • Inspiration

  • Cat quotes I
  • Cat quotes II
  • Cats - oneliners

  • Miscellaneous quotes I
  • Miscellaneous quotes II
  • Miscellaneous quotes III
  • Miscellaneous quotes IV
  • Miscellaneous quotes V (my sister's collection)
  • Miscellaneous oneliners

  • Technology and Computers I
  • Technology and Computers II
  • Famous (bad) predictions
  • Science
  • The Nature of the Universe

  • Ch ri st ma s

    Holiday fun

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